The box turtle is a very invigorating species of turtle that represents this sad site owner's favorite geometric shape. Before you, our gracious site guest, begin commenting on how messed up our taste is, please look on to the next item before jumping to conclusions.

The snapping turtle is an excellent pet designed to ward off both our many enemies and our array of site critics. While we have not yet been forced to unleash Joe on critics of this site due to its newness, we have sent Joe to attack our enemies, and he has successfully mutilated many of them far beyond belief, and we hope that you are smart enough to avoid suffering this fate.

I am a very sad subpar specimen of a college student whose only interests lie in watching anime and playing video games. I have approximately as many friends as I have brain cells, and would love nothing more than just spending all my days not doing excessively difficult math competitions and instead playing Kirby Super Star.

The DMC (De Mathematics Competitions) is a nonprofit organization led by me that writes math contests. For more information, visit the DMC page.